Sunday, August 3, 2014

Interpolating Malapropisms

     What?
     Look it up in your Funk and Wagnall's...
    Can you say, Norm Crosby?
     
     For example....."....I resemble that remark...."
                         ....."....I second that commotion...."
                         ....."....Rainy weather can be hard on
                                    the sciences...."
                         ....."....I have no delusions to the past..."
                         ....."....Steven is the pineapple of politeness..."
                         ....."....You are only a pigment of your
                                    Imagination...."
     Feel the colors of the Rainbow....as in Skittles
     You can take the person out of the "Country", but you can't take       the "Country" out of the person....as in Salem cigarettes or 
      "Nationalism"
      See the USA in your Chevrolet....as in Highway Infrastructure
      Phonically speaking of course
      This is only a test....your school desk is not available at this
      time to hide under when the Word Bomb Hits
      And if this wasn't a test, I do believe that tuning to any radio 
      station for further updates would be "Oblivious"
     
     

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