Keeping the Popcorn on the Debt Ceiling

         As my eyes perked open their lids, waiting for an update on the Budget Reduction and Debt Ceiling bill to quantitatively align itself with the Age of Aquarius, and Joyce's return from the Delta, I thought better of standing

 up for my rights.  To get the proverbial popcorn off of the ceiling, I thought I better cover up the furniture ( Politicians ) littering the grounds around the Capitol Building in Washington D.C.  My cerebral cortex fired up

it's wits to start the arduous journey to complete the rituals of passing a perfunctory bill before the markets would open on a rainy day or a Monday morning.  First, two loads of laundry found their way into and out of

 both the House (the Washer) and the Senate(the Dryer) while I put dinner into the motions.  Eggplant Parmiagano faced it's structural integrity as I sliced, breaded, fried and added grilled onion, tomato and red

 pepper and topped it all with enchilada sauce and cheese for a comprimise in 
con-fusion fore and display.
        I then chopped up some Red Peppers for zucchini relish, for when canned Laughter

 Season begins on August 2nd.  I boiled off the sounds of Cauliflower Ear, for a later concoction that will be sprinkled with Curry courage and Cheesy commentary and put to a vote in both the House and the Senate to no

 avail.  
       Then came the fowl, promulgating the two types of potatoes( liberal and conservative) carrots in brown sugar and butter (sweetening the bill) celery (any

amendments) and stuffing it with onions and oranges (taking out any bitterness on either side) and spiced with ginger, italian seasoning and pepper (as the President signs the unilateral and equal opportunity bill into law.)  
              That my dear country folks is compromise, integrity and Sunday Morning Quarterbacking, as we seem close to opening up training camp for the freshmen politicians in the NFL (National Foundation for Lunatics ).  
                                          This is Steven, laughing, smirking and cajoling a rare opportunity to watch the nation go over a cliff and tighten the belts of the middle class (those considered to be the most vulnerable, including those with pick-ups with beer and rifles in the cabs and no teeth that play the banjo), while the perpetrators of deregulation, burst Mortgage Bubbles, loopholes in the tax codes and Bush lean beef cuts, that never trickled down and created jobs are snickering all the way to their Banks, that are too big to fold (Fail)into origami art forms.
                                          When you vote for these anomalies (Politicians), do you condone these types of behavioral anachronisms??!!??.......the "Juice"